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so a few days ago i telled every1 about how ma gf caught me cheating on her in my porsche with these 2 hot cheerleders. any1, it turns out my limo driver peppe was the 1 that told her 2 look in2 my porsche (i found out by security cameras). so anyway ive been in2 lots of bar fites fiting 2-5 ppl at once n winning, so i thought i culd easily beat peppe so i chelenged him, BUT HE DEFETED ME

i was humiliated but after sum hot sex i was ok, anyway, i went on my boat 2 an island n met a sensei who is trained me 2 be a ninja. its only a matter of time before i get rly good, so look out peppe

im just wondering, what should my special atak be? i will use it 2 defete peppe n win bak my girlfriends heart